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when you make friends with some blind guys

when your buddy's slicing some apples while you check the dough's firmness

when your travel buddies dare you to fit inside the airport baggage scanner

That one friend who will always sing along to Christina Aguilera

when it's your last day at an office you hate so you photocopy your face to waste ink

The last round of musical chairs is always so intense

when you find your pet dog eating your chocolate protein bars

when you forget your house keys and forced to use the doggy door

When your mate puts hot chilli sauce in your soup.

Your punishiment after dad's spent hours cleaning the kitchen and you spill your milk

when your buddy tells you "Rick and Morty" is just okay

when you're pranking your passed out friend into thinking he turned into The Hulk and destroyed South Africa

[OC] The relief when your parachute opens fine on your first skydive

when its your first time watching The Red Wedding

when you ask your buddy to rip open a bag of chips

[OC] when you and your brother watch a rom-com with your parents, then a sex scene comes on

The face when you're waiting to catch a snowflake on your tongue.

when you're late for work and have no time for a full bath

Making sure your bro is still breathing

when you're gettin' freaky then the pizza guy arrives

when you get the results of yesterday's surprise quiz

when you're telling the bus driver you missed your stop

When you're going to skydive for charity but your instructor insists you practice your moves in bed the night before.

when you get to that montage scene of Pixar's Up

when the public drinking fountain is poorly constructed

Rare behind the scenes footage of a special effects guy moving an Ent around on the set of 'The Lord of the Rings'.

Checking to see if you can risk another days wear

Not getting it

When you find concrete proof of the existence of bigfoot and you realise Sir David Attenborough could be the one to narrate your life story.

That look of concentration when you take the time to choose the ripest watermelon.

Trying to read a sign when you’re not wearing your glasses

When your dad whispers a dirty joke in your ear so your mum doesn't overhear

Checking if the person in front really has 10 items or less.

Congrats!

when the laptop repair guy comes over and says he only has McAfee

tfw your bro removes that thorn in your foot

Faking it

Shaved legs

When you sink into your new memory foam mattress

The surreptitious sniff after you've just had a nice deep scratch.

When the effects from that dodgy curry you had last night kick in but the toilet is already occupied.

When your audition for the new live action Thunderbirds movie doesn't quite go as you expected and you realise you should get a new agent!

when you take the 5-second rule too seriously

When your bro snatches the remote and changes the channel