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My son will never know how I tease him

When mom almost catches us then leaves the room

If sis wants a ride to the mall she knows the price

You're not Mikey... You're my step-dad!

Mom tell me if you see my sock in there

"No more icky porn, Daddy. Just use my mouth."

I had a little too much to drink last night with my niece in the house, and my wife a little too little.

Sis shouldn't have bet on the Falcons

My sister's roommate can be a little too chatty for my taste.

When sis and I couldn't stop bickering on our road trip, we decided to pull over and let off some steam.

Now honey, did you finish your homework? Take your pill? "Yes Daddy."

When my moms got married they didn't think about how much they would miss this

My step-sister really gets into the romantic movies on family movie night.

When mom finally wore the skimpy bikini I bought her on vacation, I got a little carried away.

Sibling time ends abruptly when our parents come home early.

My step-sister accepts that I can't watch romantic movies without an outlet.

"So, these erections come often when you're around me, dear brother? I wonder what the cause could be..."

Her connection overseas is shit, but I still never miss a Skype session with my sister.

My aunt really loves romantic movies. And I'm starting to, too.

Sis can be excruciatingly slow at times.

My lame bro is full of surprises.

My sister and I celebrate this great nation every day.

Even though we're older now, I'm still looking for that sign of approval from my big sister.

Mom has always been playful with me. The games have just gotten better.

My sister and I just love America so much, it's hard to contain sometimes.

Sometimes, my sister won't take "no" for an answer.

Sis and I are always fidgety at family barbecues.

I took umbrage at my sister implying that I might be a "two-minute" man. So we devised a little test.

My sister and I swapped drivers every few hours on our road trip together. In between, we also took some time to chill.

Pit stops are the best part of any road trip with my sister.

When sis needs a break on road trips, she doesn't have to say anything more.

I have the decency to find a little privacy before fooling around with sis.

Don't get me wrong, I love my sister too. I just wish she wouldn't show it at family barbecues.

With bro home from school over break, I'm learning all sorts of new things about him.

You'll never find anyone as devoted to the family jewels as mom.

With my adventurous son back home for the holiday, I can hardly find a minute alone.

When dad is complaining that dinner is not ready, mom is sure to be doing something else.

Since the divorce, mom runs straight to my room to relax after a stressful day.

Mom says I excel at those hard-to-reach areas.

Since I've yet to find a proper girlfriend, mom lets me use her for practice.